The Convict Conditioning System
Man, if there's one thing that I've looked into too much it's Convict Conditioning. There are four main mistakes I think people make when first approaching Convict Conditioning. The first mistake that many people make is ignoring that there are four books to the series plus a really good PDF that explains many of the misconceptions. It IS a complete system :
Convict Conditioning
Focuses on the big six calisthenic movements.
Convict Conditioning Super FAQ (PDF)
Explains the misconceptions and offers some additional higher frequency programming options.
Convict Conditioning 2
Incorporates finger training, grip training, calves, flag work, oblique training, neck bridging and joint mobility/active stretching.
Also has sections for diet, lifestyle and mindset.
Convict Conditioning 3 (Explosive Calisthenics)
Offers options to work up to superman pushups, suicide jumps, front flips, back flips, kip ups and the muscle up.
Animal Movements and Small Space drills.
I will not be utilizing this book because I'm not a big believer in explosive movements.
C-Mass
Offers hypertrophy work and diet advice for building mass.
- Paul Wade's Isometric Manual
- I was debating including this book because it's pretty much an advertising book for the IsoChain product by Dragondoor. The issue is that there is a section at the end that is a whole run through of bodyweight isometrics and explicitly mentions it's a Convict Conditioning approach to isometrics. So here it is....
- I will not be including this book because I don't believe in tricks or calisthenic feats of strength.
The second mistake I think many people make is taking the rep ranges far too literally. Like, 3 x 50 horizontal pull ups done at waist height and a 2-1-2 cadence, forget it. From what I've gathered from speaking with the Kavadlo's and others, is that the rep ranges were there just as a rough guide but became gospel.
The third mistake is not realizing how difficult calisthenics can be. Every change in leverage amplifies any weakness you have whether that is extra weight or tendon strength. Weights are so much simpler to progress with which is why Convict Conditioning is such an impressive attempt at quantifying calisthenic progressions without getting into gymnastic style training.
The fourth mistake is not respecting the early progressions, steps 1-3 are pretty much rehab steps. When done at a proper tempo, these exercises oil and stimulate the muscles/joints/tendons without destroying them. These movements will set a broad base for the future movements. No one ever got worse by practicing the basics. Instead of asking yourself : "When can I progress?" instead ask yourself : "How much benefit can I get out of this movement?" Keep on wringing that sponge until all of the water is out.
Mastery of Bodyweight
Why would you move an external object for exercise when you aren't even able to move yourself? I find many people who look over calisthenics as an easy modality but aren't even proficient in the basics. Some people can't even do a basic push-up or flat foot bodyweight squat. Reaching a certain level in calisthenics proficiency will lead to better performance in weight lifting but it doesn't go the other way. More body awareness has never been a bad thing. It's not that I don't value weights, I certainly do but dude, why not 100% our body first before lifting externally. I just can't wrap my head around how that could be a bad thing.....
Enter Hard Time
In the Convict Conditioning Super FAQ, Paul Wade presents us with some higher frequency programs. If you work an active occupation and/or practice intermittent fasting and/or walk at least 10,000 steps per day, I strongly recommend avoiding higher frequency programs. If I sat at a desk, for sure, I would follow something higher because my energy expenditure would be so low. Enter the basic Hard Time program from the Convict Conditioning Super FAQ. It involves using the basic six movements of Convict Conditioning plus a horizontal pull : push-ups, squats, leg raises, chin ups, handstands, bridging and horizontal pulls. Along with these seven movements I am incorporating some movements from the other Convict Conditioning books. Remember this is a complete system. I am adding in : grip, fingertip work and calf work. I'll also be doing trifecta stretching sporadically throughout the day, before bed and when I have time or feel the need.
Now, I am only beginning with the hard time program because I am experienced in physical culture and calisthenics. If I was a beginner or new, I for sure would start with New Blood. Paul Wade encourages all of us to use common sense on where to start. When coming out with a program for mass production, not all contingencies can be addressed. Use your head!
Hard Time with Mobility, Form and Warm-up Guidelines
Day 1
Day 2
Trifecta
5 Minute Squat Sit
Passive Bar Hang
Day 3
Day 4
Trifecta
5 Minute Squat Sit
Passive Bar Hang
- Day 5
- Day 6
Day 7
Realistic Standards
In Convict Conditioning, Paul Wade laid out some pretty absurd master rep ranges for the master steps.
Luckily he edited these in the Convict Conditioning Log Book. Some moves are omitted because I want
exercises I can do from my upstairs apartment, I'm not big on 'going out'.
They are as follows :
- One Arm Push-Up
- Pistol Squat
- One Arm Chin Up
- Hanging Leg Raise
- Stand to Stand Bridge
- One Arm Handstand Push-Up (?) (LOL)
- Finger Tip Push-Ups
- 2(5) One Arm Fingertip Push-Ups
- Grip
- 1(1 min) One Arm Towel Hang
Where I am Beginning
The first three steps of each progression in my humble opinion should be respected but no need to set in stone with step 1. If you feel FULLY comfortable starting at step 2 or even 3, I say go for it. I wouldn't go past step 3 because I feel you get some major benefit both in tendon and joint strength. These early steps lubricate the joints. What's the rush? If it will help you to adhere to the program better, then don't be afraid to start at step 2 or even 3. This all comes with a caveat, you may not have the required set up to do some of the progressions from the book. This is okay. Start with the step you have the equipment and set up for. Also, if you're overweight that will matter a lot when it comes to calisthenics. Work on the steps you can do and drop the weight while doing it.
Here is where I'll be beginning :
- Pushups
- Leg Raises
- Flat Bent Leg Raises (Step 2)
- Chin Ups
- Squats
- Shoulderstand Squats (Step 1)
- Bridges
- Handstand Push-Ups
- Horizontal Pull-Ups
- Fingertip Pushups
- Wall Fingertip Pushups (Step 1)
- Grip
Convict Conditioning Warm-Up and Mobility